Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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