Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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