Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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