Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
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On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
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I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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