Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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