She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
people are starting to question the shark bite story
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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