So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My vagina is officially offended.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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