your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
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Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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