i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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