belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
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She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
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I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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