I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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