she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
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I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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