Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
ugly people sure do ruin things
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
you had me at cake vodka
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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