From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
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I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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