Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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