ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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