Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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