Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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