i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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