Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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