I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
that's an acceptable place to lick
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
Randomize
