In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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