Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
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Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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