careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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