Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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