i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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