If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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