aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Ok maybe now I get why I'm single I think I just broke a rib pooping
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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