Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
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I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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