The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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