i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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