ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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