I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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