I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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