i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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