Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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