I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
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Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
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I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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