Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
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i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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