Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
wakey wakey hands off snakey
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He literally asked permission to hit on me
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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