Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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