Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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