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Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
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he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
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All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
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