i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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