talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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