You made me cry and you don't even care
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
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I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
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I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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