you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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