can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
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he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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