my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
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