Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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