Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Were you really trying to feed me potato chips while I was sitting on the toilet?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
When did we convert life to cartoon?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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