Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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