yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I texted him "my vagina is pounding for you"
I know, you made me proof read it.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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