help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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