What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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