I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
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