The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
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She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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